June 22, 2006
Many years ago a friend of mine wrote a book, The Wonder that IS India. Both
of us have lived more for than 30 years in the Land of the Bharatiyas and share
a love for this nation. When he showed me the manuscript of his book, I had pointed
out that his representation of India was too rosy and suggested one more chapter
-- 'The Horror that is India'. I think he did.
I have the same feelings for India today: 95
per cent is good, but there are some aspects that I am still
not able to swallow, even after all these years. I have listed
ten of them. Even if it does not change anything, at least some
of my frustrations will be released while penning them down.
Before I begin, I must first say that during a recent visit to France,
it was a pleasant surprise to see that India's image is fast changing in the
West. When I left France in the early 1970s to settle in India, my family and
friends considered it a shocking decision. To leave France, a 'developed' country
and emigrate to the end of the world to a 'land of misery' populated 'by elephants
and cobras' was unimaginable!
I was told that for a student in France today, it was of great added-value
on his CV, if he had undergone training or internship in India. This 'Indian'
wave has been reinforced since Mittal Steel tried to purchase Arcelor, the
jewel of the French steel industry.
Though the nation has grown and matured over the last few decades, unfortunately
not all domains have followed the same evolution.
Here is my list of the 10 things I still can't 'digest' about India:
1. Power cuts: While typing this
article, the electricity board cut off the power supply. The
reason -- a storm last night which lasted for 15 to 20 minutes.
'As a precautionary measure' the officials very compassionately
disconnected vast areas from the network in the night and the
following morning.
Being in rural Tamil Nadu, these officials want to protect us from broken
wires due to fallen trees (it could electrocute passersby, they say). While
I appreciate their reasoning, I was surprised to see that during the cyclonic
rains in New Orleans last year, though thousands perished, electricity was
not switched off. Indian officials will tell you that the US is a rich and
developed country, not comparable to India. Where is the connection?
2. Indian babus: One could write
volumes on the famous babus of India. They run one of the largest
bureaucracies in the world, but have not been able to change
their mindset.
A particularly bothersome aspect is that their laws often come from antiquated
rules and regulations that nobody knows of. The consequence is what we call
red-tapism, though for them it is 'implementing the letter, the law of the
land'. But what about its spirit? In any case, the law has always to 'follow
its own course'.
A few years ago, a diligent minister found hundreds such laws and regulations
dating back to the British. In the era of modern technology and communications,
this is preposterous.
Another aspect that irritates me about the bureaucracy is that babus
never respond to letters. Probably they consider themselves to be the government's
servants, not 'civil' servants and therefore find no need to reply to ordinary
citizens.
3. No access to historical documents: Though
a better understanding of the history of the subcontinent could
be one of the keys to disentangle difficult problems such as
the Kashmir issue, today nobody can access primary sources.
They are locked away in the vaults of the Nehru Memorial Library
or the almirahs of South Block.
All those who have tried to access historical documents since India's
independence will tell you that till the end of babudom, one bureaucrat or
another will ensure that you do not access the dusty files. Without fail, you
will be courteously informed that India's security and integrity will be endangered
if these precious documents are opened to the public. It is sad that Indians
are not entitled to study their past (though they can always visit archives
in the West to know more about India!)
4. Discrimination against the white tourist:
Something particularly irritating for a 'white man' is that
wherever he goes in India, he has to pay a special rate. Whether
he visits the Taj Mahal where the 'white' tourist has to cough
up Rs 750 to see the mausoleum, or a national museum, or even
hotels or airlines, there is a true racial discrimination.
Rates are often ten times higher for those who have a 'white' or 'yellow'
(Japanese) skin. Those who have made these rules do not understand that this
policy harms India's image.
The desire to make a quick buck from the so-called rich tourists leaves
a bitter taste in the mouth of the visitors who in any case would have spent
their budget during the stay in India. To my knowledge, India must be the only
nation in the world implementing these separate rates.
5. Paranoia about maps: Another
strange thing in India is the paranoia about maps. Several
years ago I visited the Tawang district of Arunachal Pradesh.
One day I was invited to the office of a local tahsildar. To
my astonishment, the poor babu did not have a map of the area
under his jurisdiction. He only had a vague sketch of the district.
When I expressed surprise, he explained that maps were 'classified'
and only the army was authorised to use them.
Is it not foolish to believe that the Chinese do not possess detailed
maps of Arunachal? And what about Google Earth which is now available the world
over?
One can only be surprised by this 'official' paranoia about maps. India
is today a great power; technological advancements have occurred in the world
during the past decades and will undoubtedly continue to occur and India has
no choice but to accept them and make the best use of them.
A year ago, the Union Cabinet approved a new National Map Policy, but
unfortunately, the mindset of the implementers remains the same.
6. And photographs: The paranoia
is not about maps alone, it extends to photos, particularly
of the sites under the Archeological Survey of India. A friend
told me of her nightmarish experience while doing research
in Chennai and the number of forms she had to fill to take
some photos in a museum. Though one pays in hard currency,
one has still to justify why one needs a particular photo.
The poor researcher is looked upon as someone trying to 'steal'
the national patrimony.
In contrast, a few weeks earlier, I visited the Louvre museum in Paris
which receives tens of thousands of visitors every day. All of them were happily
clicking away at statues, paintings, art artefacts (it is only prohibited to
photograph the Mona Lisa for security reasons) and amongst them, a great number
of Indians, perhaps the most frenetic clickers. This is understandable, as
they have to compensate for their frustration at home!
A French television crew told me about their adventure while trying to
shoot in a fort once occupied by Rajaji (C Rajagopalachari). Before leaving
Paris, they had planned a short sequence at the fort. They dutifully applied
to the Indian embassy for permission. After paying a hefty Rs 5,000 they were
given a stamped and signed permission. When they arrived on the spot, the local
official told them: "No way, as your permission does specifically mention it,
you are not authorised to shoot with a stand. You have to go to Chennai (150
km away) and get the permission duly modified. No problem, it will take you
a day only!" They left disgusted, the fort will not appear in their film.
7. Politicians: The topic of politicians
is an easy one. Everything appalling and more can be said of
them and one will still remain below the truth. In their defense,
they are part of a system which is uniquely based on votes.
To win votes, one needs money and all compromises are permissible to
get the required funds 'to serve the people'. It is true the world over, but
here like in many other domains India excels.
8. Neglect for the environment: Another
frustrating aspect for me is the lack of care for the environment
(though it has been recently improving). While Indians are
the most conscious people as far as personal hygiene goes,
there is very little civic awareness or concern for the environment.
Education could help (for example for disposal
of garbage or plastic bags), but it is often government policies
such as free electricity for farmers, incentives for asbestos
sheets (one of the most carcinogenic material) or chemical pesticides
which harm the environment the most.
9. Traffic: I
hate the Indian traffic (with
its absence of rules). Each
time I return from a visit
abroad, it is a terrible shock.
It is difficult to comprehend
how there are not more casualties
on the road. A friend explained
to me that the multitude of
gods in India probably protect
their flock. The fact is that
there are no law enforcement
authorities (most of the police
force is busy with VIP duty).
In France and elsewhere if the cops were not around, very few would follow
the traffic rules. Extremely severe punishment for breaking traffic rules has
a strong dissuasive effect. Here in India, you can always get away with a few
rupees.
10. Corruption: It
is better to not comment.
Please allow me to add a last point: the
number of 'holidays' taken for a myriad of family 'problems',
(marriages, engagements, funerals, etc.), cultural, local or
religious festivals (of all faiths: India is secular), then
you have bandhs, hartals, riots, strikes (India is the only
place in the world where the government sometimes calls for
a strike), etc... The worst are 'French leaves', absolutely
unknown in France.
Apart from the above, India is an incredible place and I have never regretted,
even for one day, to have settled here.